Posted by Ezekiel 25:17 on January 28, 2002 at 01:24:25:
In Reply to: Re: I'm back - where is everyone? posted by Your humble webmaster on January 23, 2002 at 10:05:32:
Ouch.
I'm sure everyone here including myself wishes you a speedy and miraculous recovery.
Its great you can still maintain your sense of humour after all that pain and torture :)
I'll speak to Almighty Dave and see what miracles he has available.
In the meantime, we'll do our best to liven up this forum and ensure you have plenty of interesting, humourous or at least strange anecdotes to keep you occupied during your recovery :)
: And ye it was written that on the 15th day of the 12th month in the year of our Lord 2001 and one that the great Webmaster who labors so hard that the voice of the prohet may be heard was stricken by three protruding and herniated disks in his lower lumbar spine. Yea and there was great crying and gnashing of teeth and yea he was taken to an emergency room where he learned that they could not do anything for him except torture him further and knock him out with powerful narcotics. And yea he was very displeased. And yea he prayed and prayed. He was discharged from the hospital and it came to pass that he arrived home but lo he could neither stand nor sit and yea his website went to crap. And yea there were no new therapists listed in the counseling section and everyone was sad. And yea he could not even look at the development of the conversations in the forums. And yea he could not transfer his system over to the system that he had e-mailed the prophet about and there was great crying and gnashing of teeth and we were very sad. But low with all the prayer and diligent exercise and great gnashing of teeth he began to recover and the Lord is to be praised because he can now sit for moments and there was great cheering.