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Husband as Liar:
from: Shay


Huh? What?  Yes, I AM listening to you!

I wasn't staring at her.


She looked like someone I know.

She's just a friend.

We'll split expenses 50-50.

It's just simpler if everything is in my name.

No, I was not staring at her.

At the party:  You never told ME about that.  (See lie #1.)

If you learn SCUBA, I'll take dance lessons with you.

Don't worry, I'll fix it.

I said I'll fix it!

I love you.

No, I didn't stare at her.

I'd never hit a woman.

I'm just being honest.

I don't mean to hurt you.

Now, I (the liee) live alone, in my home, in blissful peace, with the happy
companionship of my Black Lab and Collie. 

I have fun times with friends.  I
don't tip-toe or walk on eggs, and I never will again.
  I expect more from
my friends than any man I've ever met can offer

 

 

 

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