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Husband
as Liar:
from: Shay
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Huh? What? Yes, I AM listening to you!
I wasn't staring at her.
She looked like someone I know.
She's just a friend.
We'll split expenses 50-50.
It's just simpler if everything is in my name.
No, I was not staring at her.
At the party: You never told ME about that.
(See lie #1.)
If you learn SCUBA, I'll take dance lessons with you.
Don't worry, I'll fix it.
I said I'll fix it!
I love you.
No, I didn't stare at her.
I'd never
hit a woman.
I'm just being honest.
I
don't mean to hurt you.
Now, I (the liee) live alone, in
my home, in blissful peace, with the happy
companionship of my Black Lab and Collie.
I have fun times with friends. I
don't tip-toe or walk on eggs, and I never will again. I expect
more from
my friends than any man I've ever met can offer
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