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my man got what he wanted and then he told me it was a joke, when i got serious about him, and laughed. on top of that i found out he loved one of my good friends. he also tells my good friend that he saw me grow up from the age of 3 years old, seeing me wear nappies, but thats a laugh to him. he tries to be a player but the simple fact is that he is butters!!!
--- NANICE

my husban told me that there is protien in his semen

--- "Anon"

met him when he was still married, told me how unhappy he was, said he'd never given or recived oral sex in nearly thirty years of marraige, he only ever had jump on jump off sex. said he'd even tried an affair ten years before we met, but in the four times he'd had sex this woman was no different to his wife, so he stopped it.

we had an affair and he left his wife, two wonderful happy years later with as much varied sex as you could have, we married, three years after that i found out that when he'd been in his previous marriage he'd shagged about with everything he could get his hands on, including this woman he'd only had sex with 4 times, the truth about that was his affair with her lasted over two years. I t really hurt me to think he'd married me on so many lies, and was still lying to me about not staying over at these womans houses. it devastated my life.

He is totally devoted to me, so i made him contact all his old slappers and run them into the ground so i could listen, then i told him he was the worst person i had ever had sex with, i degraded him so much he can no longer get a hard on, and i will never have sex with him again, i on the other hand get where and when i like, that will teach the bastard never to lie to me again, plus i've told all his workmates what a dog he is, so now little mr perfect isn't perfect after all.
--- sharon

He said "He was at the beach the whole weekend but he was at another girl house."
--- Claudia

My boyfriend told me that "it doesn't happen very often"...but it does.
--- "Anon"

Well this is a lie a man told my friend. he was her first boyfriend and it still makes me laugh. they start as they mean to go on hey!

They were both about 14 and were going out for about a year when he pulled out this ring. He said "You are so special to me that i want you to have this.my great grandmother gave it to me before she died. it would mean more than anything to me if u'd wear it"

She was obviously like wow, oh my god!!!! so she put the ring on and was flashing it around to everyone at school. it was a gorgeous gold ring with a cluster of diamonds on. Everyone was so jealous. She was careful not to lose it and wore it all the time.

A few days later she noticed that her finger started to go a funny colour and bits were peeling off. devastated that she'd broke it she took it off to have a proper look. her finger was all green and the ring was rusting. She asked him about this and it turnt out to be one he'd got from a 20p machine!!!! still makes me laugh..tho u probably won't find it funny.
--- alanah

My fault for getting involved anyway- But I did and know am sorry for it. He said that he was going to break up with his girlfriend, that was two months ago and well, you know, We have had sex. Many times. But he is going to break it off with her. So he finally does. But not really because she is still around. He is trying to make me beleive that I am the only one and telling her the same thing. He must be exhuasted from the juggling of the two of us that it's becoming very humerous to watch him lie. Why can't I bring myself to dump him? It isn't love.
--- Melissa

Hello!! Im with a guy now, and i really like him so mutch..Im only 17 yrs old! The story: We have been friends a long time now, but then things got a little weird!! He told me he liked me so mutch and that he always has!! He sed i wish i could kiss you right now! And i was like whooow!!!
When he was about to go he sad don't i get a good bye kiss first?! And i sed: yeah, sure! HE was so sweet and sed oh my god, it hard leaving you! I was like: hello i will see you to morrow! And the next day we were together! =) And the next day and the next day!! Blabla.. somedays after he had a job in oslo just for the summer holiday! And i called him: Are gonna come home soon?? He was like: Huh, i have mooved to oslo!! What? Why didn't you tell me that? He was like, i did!! Oh my good!! I really don't know what to do! I really love him!! Put i think his just playing with my feelings!! :( I always says im gonna come as fast as i can!! Yeye.. Hes tearing up my heart!! I don't know how mutch longer i can go on!! Living like this!! How can a guy make me feel this way?! Fist it's love then juat pain and tears!!!I would do anything to make him really love me the way i do love him!! Help!! I really mean it.. =(
--- Mari

"My wife cheated on me. That's why we're getting divorced. I was faithful ALWAYS. In fact, I only had sex 5 times in the last year of our marriage and still I never cheated. I haven't had an 'encounter' in over 10 months because I am just not like that. It has to mean something."
Yeah, well I 'helped him out' and guess what? He IS like that! I should have known!!
--- ontario

"I have never opened up to anyone this way" ... "The divorce will be final in 60 days" ... "Got your email. I really want to respond but the guys are waiting for me because I'm going on a weekend course" .... My personal new mantra is: NO MATTER HOW GOOD HE LOOKS RIGHT NOW, SOMEBODY, SOMEWHERE IS TIRED OF PUTTING UP WITH HIS SHIT!!!!
--- cleigho

My ex-boyfriend swore to me that he hadn't been with a woman after coming home earlier one Sunday morning. He still denied it when I pulled his pants off and noticed her lipstick left on his cock. - the idiot.
--- Hate being lied to

On my wedding day one of the guests who my new husband had insisted on inviting ( and of course, insisted was only a friend who he had never slept with ) Relayed several intimate details about my husband in front of not only Me, but also several of my family members, none of which my new husband could deny. The most embarrassing, humiliating, and worse thing about the whole thing was that the guest was a dude named Arnold !
--- Jale

But,sweetie... it will be alright. If YOU don't come you can't get pregnant
--- "Anon"

I promise I will never lie again, Jill I promise I won't hit you again.
--- Jill

back to the story i was telling about the married man he pissed me off so bad he never cared about my feelings all he care about was satifying his needs. After he found out i new he was married he never apoligized plus he had the nerve to still pursue me i would see him out in a club watching what I am doing. I did like this guy alot at one time all he was looking for was just to get his rocks off. It has been 21/2 months since i seen him last and when i saw him he try to claim he wasnt married anymore and I was in a club and had been drinking at first I didnt believe him and then he said he would prov it by taking me to where he lives of course dumb ass me gave him the benefit of the doubt knowing I still liked him and ended taking to an apartment where he said he lives with his friend I wanted to believe it but deep down I didnt well I guess you know what happen then the next day after I left i tried to call he was always busy. His friend told me he was married I never heard or saw him again I still hurt from this experience very much I dont know if i could ever trust again completely most men are just lying dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--- Yumica

I had a man first of all didnt tell me had someone he was from another country. When I found out a woman was living with him he told me that was his girlfriend and in so many words, tried to make me think it was out of obligation why she is with him she was from another country and claimed she didnt speak english well. Later on I found out through another source that she is actually his wife and have a child. So he goes out here acting like he is a single man (he is muslim ) while he has a has a woman at home playing good wife homemaker role.
--- Yumica Leavell

Oh, my man just loves lying to me....and I don't know why I have honored and loved him unconditionally through-out our 3 year relationship. "I only slept with her once." do I believe him?
--- Miss K

I found a condom in my husband wallet,and he told me he found it on the ground at his worksite and was going to give it to a buddy of his a work.
--- Diana

My boyfriend, whom I was never interested in initially, despite his good looks, boisterous charm, and great sense of humor, lied to me about his personal history, in terms of what college he attended, where he came from, etc. The lies never revolved around former relationships and/or sexual experiences. What did surprise me was that he kept digging deeper into the hole with his lies and I would always catch him. So i ended our relationship on three different occassions, but he was so desperate, he kept coming back. It was not like he came back for the sex because he never got it to begin with. He was just a helpless soul who needed someone to love him. Unfortunately, I could not be the one to fulfill his every desire because I have this other man in mind to pursue. To all you guys out there, when a girl is not interested in you please just give up. Stop trying because you aren't going to get her. Women are too slick, we have more tricks up our sleeve then you can handle. For all those women that have been cheated on, well sorry you would up with a sleezeball, but you have got to learn that two can play at that game. We behold the power, don't let them take that away from us.
--- "Anon"

"You know I would never leave you and the kids"
--- Carolyn

my guy says hey whats up baby, i said shut up you bitch and he says i didn't do nothin but i said that's why i found a bra and a thong in your bed and it sure as hell wasn't mine right. you know i am 22 and i have only ahd sex 4 times but still i have had it with 2 different men aight so them he says i was drunk and i didn't know what i was doin....but then he has the guts to say that so i said but you weren't to drunk to take her clothes off and then have sex with her and guess what she was my homie .... so that pissed me off. But then i found out lata that guess what he was caught with another girl and that girl was my sister but you know what he was a lying basterd then guess who caught him ..the first girl who he had sex with before.... and then i put a hidden camera in his room and guess what happened again i watched the whole thing let me describe to you how he had sex with her... he went into a restraunt and went with her in the bathroom and then he wripped her shirt off and licked the hole thing and then he was like take ur pants off and then she did and then he licked and bit everything on her body. So guess what i did i busted them in the restraunt and they never did that again then when we got home i packed my stuff and left him but the next day i came back to get my shorts ( thongs actually) and then when i went back he was rappin this 19 year old girl that girl was my sister so guess what i called the police and then i was the one who almost got put in jail cause i put a gun to his head threw plates ,vases,phones,hairblower's and all of that good stuff and he had to go to the hospitol......and then from then on i have made sure that i pick the wirte guy and now i go back to jail to see him and make him feel worthless and everytime he say's sorry i was drunk and i said guess you won't pick up a beer bottle again and you probally won't get the chance and he said why and i said cause you will probally be in here for a long time. and now guess what i have a boyfreind and a baby...and 5 other kids....their names are..... Jordan,Keshia,Josh,Caleb,Justin...and my babies name is Nikki, and my boyfreinds name is Julian and we are gettin married so thats my story thatnks for listening all you guys out there and don't ever let a guy talk you into havin sex with him k
Aaliayh
--- Aaliyah

guys always tell me they want to be with me forever and that they would never do any thing to hurt me and then they do
--- Dannielle

My EX boyfriend once told me, after I caught him in a lie, that, "Babe I slept in her house that night because I was too drunk to drive." I asked, where did he sleep. He said," I slept in her bed" I asked did you have all of your clothes on? He said "No" I asked if she was in the bed also. He said "Yeah" I said nothing. He said, "I know what your thinking but just because I slept naked in her bed with her doesn't mean that I had sex with her." He, the wandering ass sniffing dog thought that I would believe that he slept naked in her bed, with her also in the bed, and did not have sex. Shure guy!
--- Freyja

EVERY WORD OUT OF HIS MOUTH FOR A YEAR - THEN I FIND OUT HE GIVES ME HERPES. AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I THINK ALL MEN ARE LYING BASTARDS.
--- "Anon"

I was working late.
My car broke down.
My friend needed to talk.
--- Val

HE SAID THAT IF I WAS NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX HE WOULD STAY INTELL I WAS GOING TO BUT HE WAS HAVEING SEX WITH MY HOME GIRL
--- "Anon"

Part of me want the world to know what he did to me . I want to tell everyone I know, but something stops me. I dont know what it is. I cant face a lot of people in public for fear that I am the one that will be looked down apon instead of them not really knowing the truth. I am fearful of many things and use my home as my little safty net along with a drink or two a day. For the most part things seem a little better just because I dont see him, but often I have this tight feeling in my throat that makes me feeling like dieing. Everyone has to go on with there lives after a tramatic realisionship has ended, and for the most part my life has gone on I have tried hard, I have had no choice, but he will always be there. In the bottom of my gut it hurts and no matter what I do (work, excersice, try to inhance my social life, spend money to try and lift the pain) it will always be there. I would never wish for physical pain on this man or anyone in his family,never never, never! I just would like him to endure the mental anguish he put me through and be inside of me for one day to live my thoughts, my feelings and confusions about life,and the prayers I pray everyday to the God I love and depend on so much for help. I truely loved someone who was selfish self-centered and never gave a dam about the effects he would cause on hurting another individual. Go on with your life (me) and I hope you always find what you have been looking for. Just think about it.
--- confused about life

I promise that I will not fire you from your position here, if you let my wife say what she has to say to you without telling her the truth about us. Two days later fired after never telling her a thing.
--- Donna

Ill do anything for you no matter what it takes!
-(did he tink i was that dumb??????)

--- lisha

So I was with this guy for eight months and he was always telling me how much he cared about me and how much I meant to him. He always had some sort of issue to deal with with his ex girl friend and she was always mysteriously showing up where he was. So we break up and he continues to tell me how much he wants to work things out and get back together when he moves back here (we live 170 miles apart). So he gets back together with this tramp of an ex for 2 months and 2 months later she's pregnant (meanwhile he's still telling me we are getting back together). HAHA But she doesn't know if the father is him or his best friend's because she slept with his friend 4 days before him. So I know about part of the lies with his ex but he still keeps in close contact with her and says he never talks to her, little does he know I know about most of the lies he is telling right now about not seeing her or talking to her but I am doing the same thing to him so I don't say a word. He emails her everytime he emails me and I am sure she calls him daily to tell him how much she loves him. I even have access to his email so I know when she writes him! He tells me that they never talk and never see each other but they live in the same town (of 700 people) so that I know is a lie too. He tells me he is moving here this month or next and wants to be back together for sure, but he doesn't know what he wants to do if this baby ends up being his. He tells me he saw her a month ago but I found out he stayed at her house less than 2 weeks ago and he says they didn't do anything. Unfortunately I have never known him to climb in bed with someone without trying to stick it to them. I have known him 6 years and he has always been a liar, theyt just get bigger as he gets older!
--- NICKI

IWantLeave you for nobody else.
--- washington

Oh let's see, some tried and true ones:
1. I'll pull out before I cum.
2. You are so incredible! (in bed)
3. We'll always be friends, even if we don't have sex.
4. I'll call you.
--- "Anon"

I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU THE WHOLE TIME (BUT IF THIS IS TRUE THEN WHY WASN'T YOU HERE WITH ME.)
--- trece

THis is a lie I get often from my boyfriend. He says that his cell phone battery is about to
run out and he has to go.

--- "Anon"

I Have had two differt men (boys I should say), from out of town who come to see me in another girls car. One said she worked for his brother and she was gay, the other was his friends girlfriends car. Yea right, how may girls would just let some guy take their car for the whole weekend. Not me!
--- "Anon"

How about the "it was never serious and I haven't seriously been involved with her in 15 Years!!" What this means is "Yes I have been sleepling with her on and off for the last 15 years but it didn't mean anything to me just like sleeping with you isn't going to mean anything "serious" to me either."
--- Catwoman

I was dating a man who I really admired a lot. I met him seven months ago.

About a month ago I suspected he was cheating. I went to his house late, late and he was not home. He said he was at his (male) cousin house. I eventually forgave him.

Yesterday, I was with him at the gym. He left said he was going home to get some sleep. I decided he was in a little rush, so I waited until 11:30pm and found out he was not at home. This morning I called and asked him where he was last night and he could not answer me. He even tried to tell me again, he was at his cousin's house. But I know that was not true. Whey do men tell lies?
--- "Anon"

I am single.
--- danielle

THIS DUDE TOLD ME THAT HE NEVER TOLD ME THAT HE NEVER TRIED TO HIT ON MY HOMEGIRL AND 2 WEEKS BEFORE THAT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS DRUNK AND HE TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER.
--- HMC

"You can't put that in our seperation agreement. Just because I gave you my word, you shouldn't QUOTE me on it!!"
--- Karen Miller

I just want to be friends.............

--- "Anon"

I am not a pervert or anything like that.
--- danielle

"Sex: The great majority of men want it any time, at every single moment, badly, and with anyone they can get it with. This is simply not true of any but a very few women." -- a quote from this website!! Written by a man, I guess. Ha-ha-ha!
--- danielle

The people he meets online, are not real. Even though he gets e-mail confirmations on where to meet them on the nights he spends the whole night out.
--- "Anon"

I don't have sex with my wife.
-sh*t
"I love you" is the biggest lie of all times; comes in all flavors. If you hear "I love you"
soon after you met him, run for your life: something is wrong.
"I will get a divorce."
--yeah, sure, and move out of your lovely house?
"I do it because it is is a right (aka moral) thing to do."
--sure it is
"I can't leave my wife because of the kids."
--read: because she will put her dirty hands on my money
"I love skinny women"
--his wife has fat a** and that's what he really wants every day
"I'll do anything for you"
--anything that doesn't hurt my pocket
"I'll die for you"
--you betcha
--- danielle

The truth behind the men is worse then any lies. I appreciate if they lie to me at least.
--- danielle

My boyfriend lied about being sexually abused by his father. Thing is he lied 3 times about it in a 5 year period. Thing is we all know that his story is utter bull shil but he still lies. He also told me that he used to fake fainting in class so he could miss school. Thing is everyone beleived that he had some illnes of something what a fucked up piece of work. Do you think he has serious problems?
--- Anon

The classic "next day after the screw syndrome".

i was seeing a guy who was a bit older than myself. great personality, great voice... but had some issues, accepting "the possibility of a female only requiring a no strings attached rendezvous" when the need arose.

He's not an asshole, or indecent. He was all that describes lovely. He was, (as he told me) "just being honest". But nothing exists without its imperfections - his life as a doctor lead him to "blossom" in the female experience a little late. and that part was not a lie..it was clearly esablished as i soon found out. and so, at a particularly late age in life, he went thru the 20 yr old male sex syndrome.

After the first occassion, he developed the illogical "next day discomfort/must avoid her/oh shit here she comes" syndrome... the kind inherit in men who state, "i'm not ready for a relationship"

So.. you would "think" that an older guy would not develop the retardation of logic syndrom huh?... you would "expect" that a doctor who is so obviously intelligent and socially capable, to ALSO be capable enough to diplomatically deal with females.

the basic facts of the situation was that we met a few weeks back, and immediately got on well. We hooked up, went out for drinks, chat, etc. But I was wrong to assume his ability to be friends and get it on...especially when everything was still in its early stages.

i made the mistake of calling him. but surely that cannot be taken as a sign of an obsessive girl ready to track the partner down!

i expected him to assume that "aftermath" phone call was made by 'the friend", and not 'that girl'.

My motives were to fulfil my appetite without the tangle of "being together". And i expected the friend (who had clearly not picked up on the underworld) to stay cool.

But, the line that completely ruined my appetite for him was when he told me he was seeing someone else and "it would be unfair (to both of you)" etc etc.

a well established intelligent nice male doctor was deluded enough to think that i would believe the obvious trash excuses. And his generalizations about girls my age misguided him.

he said "i find you very attractive, and its very physical....but....its just that this other person is more compatible...i mean....if i wasnt with her, i'd be with you..".

!!!!if i wasnt with her, i'd be with you>?!!

what do i look like i'm 6 years old?

the point is... if you're gonna f**k a girl and it IS a once off thing, then do it in style and tell her to her face.

Those POORLY CONSTRUCTED lies give the WELL THOUGHT LIES a bad name...

if you have a what it takes to screw, then you should acquire some style in persuasion.

For heaven sake, i just wanted a screw and a smoke. i didnt ask for an opera of lies.

I was just completely dumbfounded at the possibility that a doctor would expect a law student to believe a poorly constructed croc of shit that wasnt the least bit persuasive.

--- completely dumbfounded

-I swear i've only had two beers
-I never drink and drive
-I honestly just went to their house and played cards all night(stayed out all night at 2 girls house with his cousin they just met that night)
-I just dont want a relationship "right now"
--- jen

(your realy good) ive never had a girl that did it like you just did.Im going to run home real quick and get something,I'll be right back.
guess what,(NEVER CAME BACK.) girls watch out for the ones who say that you do it the best because there bullshiting you
--- cherisse major

"I'm not going ou with you for sex"...yeah right
--- Shaila

sweet talker: where have you been all my life, your an angel sent from heaven.
He also said how honered he would be if i was his girlfriend. He begged for sex, got it, then said he wasnt ready for a relationship. He also said he was allergic to condoms. yeah right. he dumped me cause i stopped giving him sex.
--- Lianne

he said that childrens items were his nieces. He said that he only just bought the family home,.He said that he never slept with Lynette even though she was in the diary. he said that he was not seeing anyone else when there were taletatle female hair on his socks. he said he loved me. he said he would not cheat on me ?
--- suecollins_99@yahoo.co.uk

Of course i love you
--- "Anon"

"I swear it's over"...I'll never do it again"....
"I love you more than her"..."I'll do what ever it takes.."..."I'm sorry." (don't even listen, RUN)
--- "Anon"

"To love, honor and obey, in sickness and in health, in good times and bad, until death do us part." (Truth: Or until I get boared and a younger
honey comes along!)
--- "Anon"

"No One will ever love you more than I do."
--- "Anon"

myhorsepowe myhorsepower@hotmail.com
--- myhorsepowe

we don't sleep in the same bed, and I am leaving her, it's just the kids I stay for!!!
--- Hals

why do guys insist to prey on the "good girls?" i have a friend who has a boyfriend that she can't trust. he's known as a player. she is a good girl and he knows it. i believe he is not trustworthy. but why is it that every time she tries to break up with him, he tells her he loves her and doesn't want to be without her? i mean, wouldn't it be much easier to go around and be scandolous without having a committment than having one? i've had this problem also and it just irks me! wouldn't it be cool if everyone could wear signs saying "i'm a player, no commitments please!" or vice versa? i don't see why people just prey on innocents while it would be just as easy to hook up with people like them.... they shouldn't lie to the non-liers!
lizzy
--- lizzy

Maybe all men aren't liars, but I have never personally met one! I stayed away from relationships for two years because of being burnt by men, then I finally got brave and dated again. I started seeing Shane, real nice guy. Treated me great, then gets too possessive on me. He tells me I can't have male friends, or wear mascara. So we break up, and I get back with Daniel. Daniel was never a jerk the first time we dated, so I gave him a shot. He was Prince Charming,makes me so many promises... until he decides to avoid me, and finally I had to force him to tell me what he was feeling(if they really do have feelings that is.) He loves me, but he just can't be with me right now. Hmm. Then I make another mistake of talking to Shane one day. He comes over, buys me mascara, and promises everything will be different because he realized he can't live without the girl he loves. Things go great for a while. He comes over one day, he starts talking about the plans we had for the weekend. He reminds me that I am going to his family reunion with him. Twenty minutes later he is telling me that I am just "not that important to him anymore." I'm really glad I didn't agree to get an apartment with him the week before he dumped me!!!!!!!!! Men's biggest problem is that they are unpredictable. Maybe they don't mean to lie, they just seem to act the very opposite of what they say.......
--- heidi

My ex boyfriend told me that the condom rapper I found was empty because heused the condom while masterbting
--- Katherine

The lie is, "Of course I'm not gay, let's have sex and you'll see!"
--- Athena

I was "seeing" this guy for a few weeks and he was everything I ever wanted in a guy. But it was long distance for me and of course he didn't have a car! So I was the one who always had to drive 45 minutes to see him all the time. AND he said to me that he doesn't like to call people on the phone, so of course I was the one always paying for the long distant phone calls that were worth nothing anyway. I ended up getting pregnant and THEN after telling me things were so good between us and that I was perfect for him, he was suddenly against children. (Thanx for letting me know asshole!!!) He told me that if I had an abortion then things would be so much better between us, we would be so happy together, and that he didn't want to see me ruin my life as well as his by having a child when we weren't ready. I was so upset, but I wanted to be with him so badly that I did it.(But he atleast paid for half the cost!!!!) Asshole... So the biggest lie anyone has ever told me in my life was that he would be with me and our relationship would be amazing afterwards...well afterwards, he tells me that he "isn't gonna pamper me over it..that's what you do with a girlfriend and that's why he don't want one".....WHAT???? Shit, I wasn't even his "girlfriend" the whole entire time. He was introducing me to people as his "friend". Well, he later made it clear that he never wanted to talk to me again after that. He had a new "FRIEND" that was more important to him. "Lola"...how cute is that?!!! I wonder how many of his "friends" went through that much hell for him before? So, yeah......he lied!
--- "Anon"

For Brandy: Rule of thumb honey
"If his lips are moving he's lieing.
--- "Anon"

~SHE IS JUST A FRIEND~
--- "Anon"

I will call you, I want you in my life, We will get married some day.
--- Rhonda Evans

I think the biggest lie I've ever been told was by my ex fiancee Eric. We were trying to have a baby, and he kept telling me "I want you to get pregnant...I want us to have a child together". I wanted kids too, and I loved him, so I allowed myself to have unprotected sex with him. Of course, I got pregnant. He was out in California visiting his Mother when I found out I was pregnant. He acted happy...so excited. That was in October. He came back East at Thanksgiving...stayed for about 2 weeks...then ran back off to California to live with his Mommy. I haven't seen him since. He's never bothered to come meet his only son, and he never calls. The baby just had his first birthday, on May 31st. Not a call, not a card, nothing. So I guess the biggest lie was when he said he'd be there for me and the baby, and he'd be a good father, when in fact he's a cowardly Momma's boy. I found out later he's been carrying on about 6 different online relationships at a time, and pursuing even more than that. (One of which was my best friend Amy.) He's such a complete whore! It would serve him right if he wound up getting AIDS from one of the women he so carelessly has unprotected sex with.
--- Brandy

I would like to warn all women in the s. florida area to be aware of one of the biggest womanizers, liars and sickos...ron knudsen who lives in boca. this man rotates women like he does toilet paper. he is a chamelion, who learns all he can about you and then molds himself into the man you have always dreamed of. He plays with your heart and your head. He appears to be very charming, funny, romantic, but inside there lurks a evilness...Not only that, but this man tells you that you are the only one, so he doesn't have to use protection with you, then goes around screwing other women without protection. This man is mentally ill, he is beyond a player. I only hope and pray that at least one woman will see this, and if she ever meets him, will know to run. It is a sad thing that our society allows these deviants to wonder the streets. why is it that you can take someone to court for physical abuse, but not for emotional abuse? anon
--- Anon

I used to "talk" a guy that was very close to his mother & we used to talk every now & then on the phone (he only called me 3 times) but i was always the one calling him. he would say his mother or sister needed the phone after a few minutes of pointless convo & his mother actually got on the phone to tell him to get off. So i let him go & he told me he would call me back (i knew he wasn't going to). I waited a few minutes & called his phone & guess who picks up, mr. jerk & i just hung up on his lying ass. We work together so i have to pretend like i dunno a thing even though he probably figured something is wrong b/c i have been avaoiding him & never called him again. The bullshitter would also say he would call me after we walked to the train station after work (he never did) & after hearing it 20 times I knew he wouldn't. I had a few flings while he probably thought that i was waiting for his calls all night, what a creep.
--- kristal

ya, my boyfriend of 3 years cheated on me laee then6 months ago nedless to say we are still together we have a child together which at the time was only5 mos old ..well to start off from the begining he was with this girl (our prechers daughter Amy)before i had got pregent he cheated on me with her ....well i forgave him and his first lie I love you and i will never do it again i just didn't know if you was the person i wanted to spend the rest of my life with and now i know...Ya you only know that right because you got caught.....then after we had our daughter he did it again with this same girl (AMY ANDERSON)AND DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HIS LIE WAS THIS TIME ? WELL YOU ACUSED ME SO MUCH I THOUGHT I MIGHT AS WELL DO IT ....now he wants to get married well thats fine but i will be the last one laughing when he gets stood up.....oh and my excuse i wasn't sure i wanted to spend the rest of my life with a LIER.........
--- Farrah

"I WAS ONLY JOKING" became popular after many lies were told by my husband. And It's all your fault.
Also he use to say that he was at his friends because of a little argument, switched off his phone and came home @ 8/9am . Men must think that us Women are stupid. I agree, it got to the point where everything my husband told me was alie. It's second nature to Man to be compulsive liars.
--- queenie

He said we'd never loose touch.....ha!
--- "Anon"

submitted a lie as a question last week about my boyfriend going to thailand, coming back within 2 days getting a rash on his penis that lasted for 4 weeks. he went to doc today, called to tell me 'clean bill of health.' i asked if he requested tests for clymidia, gonnoreah, blood test for syphillis, etc. "no, doc said not necessary." i asked if he told doc about thailand. he took offense and wanted to set me straight. he originally he told me he only popped his head into one of the 'men's entertainment' bars for a couple minutes, had three "totally legitimate" body massages. that's it. then it was foot massages. then he had only one body massage. everyone clothed. very up and up. then when reminded he'd told me three. "oh yeah, well the girls were old and ugly" - what difference does that make? well he couldn't/wouldn't have been able to get it up/off. (yeah, right.) and then it was, well on one massage she stroked his penis once or twice but it didn't respond so she quit and that was it. Then today i learn..... "one" of the massages was actually a body shampoo (and the only reason he was concerned he may have picked up a bacteria...the water) he and she both naked. but 'nothing happened' then one of the massages she reached underneath touched his penis and he came. (he doesn't come THAT easily). he was also brought to orgasm on the one who had stroked him when he had no response to it. of course not, none of them performed oral sex. (body language was as obvious on this one as it had been getting to the bottom of the others....and, of course, those are candy coated. the only thing i am not sure of is if he fucked any one. on a couple occassions he said, "I didn't have unprotected sex with anyone." to which i replied...did you have protected sex with anyone. "no" no, of course you didn't. Still giving him the benefit of the doubt. At the end of all of this he tells me he didn't lie to me. when i ask him what he'd call it, he says "if i went on a date with a girl while i was seeing you (mind you we're in monogamous (HHAHAAA) serious (HAAFUCKINGHAA) committed (I SHOULD BE) relationship), that would be more cheating than what i did" I responded, i never said you cheated, mark. i said you lied to me. he said - get this...fucking get this.... "i go to painstaking effort to avoid lying." his painstaking effort is omission. or refusing to answer. i say.... honesty doesn't require painstaking effort. treating people well, and honoring a relationship, acting within the acceptable limits of that relationship..doesn't require painstaking effort to describe ones actions. i broke up with him. i don't think he actually believes i'm serious. ah. sweet irony.
--- tee

"i really care about u and im afraid to lose u" which soon became "i really love u but i cant be with u right now because i still cant forget about the last girl i went out with" which i later found out that really meant "i only dated her (me) because she had big boobs" and then he dates some other girl. dont u just love guys? hmmph..
--- "Anon"

This one man told me that he "loved" me and told everyone that we had sex which is totally not true cuz he is so ugly. After hearing from a couple of people that he said that about me, he wants me to unblock his s/n and answer his calls and lie to me that he didn't say those lies! But I am 100% postive that he is lieing cuz he lyed to me before and thought I was dumb enough to believe him! UGH! I hate boyz!
--- "Anon"

I met a dutchman (apache)last year. We got engaged and planned to marry. Needless to say the guy was full of sh*t and only wanted/used me for money and anything else he could. Personally I believe he lied to me because he wanted to become a U.S. citzen reallll bad. I was terribly hurt by this mans lies. I let him get close to my kids (since he was to become their step-father I thought this a good idea) I now regret letting him into our lives and home and hearts. For besides lying to me and hurt me he also hurt my kids. I warn every woman out their who chats to apache to beware...he is a con!

--- nevlady

WELL THIS COULD BE LONG I WILL TRY AND MAKE SHORT THOUGH. I MET A GUY IN 96 WHO IS SUPPOSE TO BE "GAY" WELL WE HAD EVERYTHING IN COMMON, AND BECAME FAST FRIENDS BEST FRIENDS. AT LEAST I THOUGHT ALL OF THIS. WELL ABOUT FIVE MONTHS AFTER HAVING "BEFRIENDED" HIM I MET THE MAN OF MY LIFE AND ABOUT THIS SAME TIME MY FRIEND HAD ASKED ME TO BE HIS ROOM-MATE AND SHARE RENT HIS OTHER ROOM-MATE HAD MOVED OUT. MY B.F HAD MET HIM BRIEFLY AND WAS OK WITH THIS HE HELPED ME MOVE IN..WELL IT WASN'T LONG UNTIL MY B.F STARTED THINKING THAT MY "GAY" FRIEND HAD THE HOTS FOR ME AND OF COURSE I TOOK UP FOR MY "GAY-FRIEND" WELL BECAUSE OFMY B.F'S CONSTANT DIS-LIKE FOR MY FRIEND WE HAD PROBLEMS I OF COURSE THOUGHT MY B.F WAS TRYING TO CONTROL AND POSESS ME. AND WE HAD A FIGHT AND BROKE UP AND WHEN WE DID, MY "GAY" FRIEND HIT ON ME AND TOLD ME HE WAS "IN-LOVE" WITH ME, WELL I WAS FLATTERED AND CONFUSED AS TO WHAT TO DO, I'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO HURT PEOPLE, SO I WROTE HIM A LETTER TRYING TO TELL HIM HOW I FELT ABOUT WHAT HE HAD DIS-CLOSED AND MAINTAIN OUR GOOD FRIENDSHIP WELL WE ENDED UP HAVING A FIGHT BECAUSE I HAD LEFT A NOTE AND NOT TOLD HIM FACE TO FACE, HOWEVER HE HAD ALWAYS SAID HE UNDERSTOOD ME BEING ABLE TO WRITE BETTER THAN SPEAK AND THOUGHT IT WAS KEWL UNTIL THIS AND IT WAS A REASON TO SAY IT WAS STUPID ETC...WELL I MOVED OUT AND JUST SO HAPPENED THE DAY I DID MY B.F. CALLED MY MOMS AND I TOLD HIM EVERYTHING...HE HELPED ME MOVE...WELL BEING STUPID I AFTER A YEAR TRIED TO ACCEPT THIS "GAY" MANS "FRIENDSHIP" IN MY LIFE AGAIN I THOUGHT WE HAD GOTTEN ALL THE OTHER BEHIND US I FLAT OUT TOLD HIM IF HE HAD FEELINGS HE NEEDED TO DISCUSS TO DO IT THEN BECAUSE I DIDN'T NEED THAT KIND OF CRAP AGAIN, WELL HE LIED AGAIN...AND YET AGAIN THIS FRIENDSHIP AND ANOTHER ONE WITH A "FRIEND OF THIS "GAY MAN" STARTED TROUBLE IN MY RELATIONSHIP
AND BECAUSE I NO LONGER WANTED TO CONTINUE WHAT WAS A VERY VERY NEW SO CALLED FRIENDSHIP W/A TROUBLEMAKER THAT THIS "GAY" MAN WAS FRIENDS WITH..HE FLIPPED OUT(GAYMAN) AND TOLD ME I WAS JUDGING,(WHEN I THINK I WAS LEARNING GOOD JUDGEMENT WHEN IT CAME TO PEOPLE AND FRIENDS) AND QUESTIONED MY SPRIRITUALITY AND BELIEF SYSTEM...INSTEAD OF BEING WHAT HE CLAIMED TO BELEIVE IN (AS I BELIEVE IN) OPEN, HONEST, TRUST-WORTHY, AND A FRIEND TO MORE THAN ONE PERSON AT A TIME...AND THE THING IS I DIDN'T DO! ANYTHING TO EITHER ONE OF THEM! (THE GAY MAN AND HIS FRIEND) I WAS THE VICTIM OF "GAY" MANS FRIENDS' UNCARING WAY OF FRIENDSHIP, AND DECIDED I DIDN'T WANT TO CONTINUE A SO CALLED FRIENSHIP WITH ANYONE THAT DIDN'T CARE MORE FOR MY FEELINGS THAN WHAT WAS SHOWN...AND IN DOING THAT I SEEN JUST HOW MUCH "GAY" MAN WAS JUST LIKE HIS FRIEND, WHY DO YOU THINK HE IS LIKE THIS, AND WOULD DO SUCH A THING, I MEAN THERE WERE QUITE A FEW OF MY FRIENDS THAT HE DIDN'T LIKE AND SAID IT QUITE RUDELY WHEN HE TOLD ME, AND I DIDN'T ALLOW HIS OPINION OF THEM CHANGE THE WAY I FELT ABOUT THEM OR HIM AT THAT TIME ANYWAY, NOW I HAVE LEARNED BETTER...LIKE THEY SAY YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT YOUR IN...WELL THANKX FOR LISTENING AND SORRY IT ISN'T AS SHORT AS PROMISED HOWEVER IT IS ALOT SHORTER THAN THE WHOLE STORY:) LOL
--- LIL

WHEN I FOUND OUT I WAS ONE MONTH PREGNANT, I FOUND OUT THE FATHER WAS MESSING AROUND TWO MONTHS BEFORE. WHEN I TOLD HIM THE OTHER GIRL WAS PREGNANT, HE SAID," HOW DO YOU KNOW?" BECAUSE EVERYONE AT THE SCHOOL IS TELLING ME IT IS YOUR BABY!" I ASKED HIM " DID YOU CUM IN HER?" YOU CANNOT BELIEVE HIS REPLY.." I DON'T KNOW."
MEN WILL LIE TO FILL THEIR EGO AND THEIR PANTS.
LADIES BE CAREFUL. ASK THE MEN HOW MANY KIDS THEY HAVE AND ARE THEY IN A CURRENT RELATIONSHIP. IF THEY HESITATE, THEY WILL LIE TO YOU.
--- MERG

I had the day off today. Normally my mother picks my son up for me in the morning and drops him off at daycare because I have no transportation. Mind you, I have a man who hasn't worked since last April(2000). He's basically a good for nothing mooch.(Yes, I am realizing and coming to my senses. Slowly, but surely.) Anyways, This morning I needed a way to take my son to school. I normally ride the bus, but today we missed it. So I woke my husband up (12:05 pm, lazy ass b------) to see if one of his many good for nothing buddies could give him a ride. Well he supposedly got one from a friend name Larry. In about 20, he was back. He said that the friend Larry wanted him to ride somewhere with him, so he was going to leave again and be back. I said alright. About an hour 30 min later, Guess who knocks on the door? Yep, Larry. Looking for Gary. I said," Oh he hasn't been with you". He said, "no." Come to find out he had some lady take my child to school, when they got back he felt the need to spend more time with this woman. Shit like this makes me very bitter.

--- Mitzi

i have a brain tumour,i need to be on my own ,lets just be friends LOL
--- "Anon"

He said he doesnt know where the used condom ,under the chair came from lololol
--- anon

I told a girl once that she should come over to my house because I wanted to show her my pet hamster -- she ended up kissing my frog.
--- "Anon"

I found some phone numbers in my boyfriend's room when I went over his house. I asked him about them and he said that the numbers of those women that I found were numbers of women that are involved with his friends that his friends want him to investigate to see if they are cheating or doing anything else behind his friend's back.
--- jane

When I was pregnant I asked my husband to take two full days off and spend them with me and the new baby. He promised me he would. My husband was there for my baby's birth but after he was born my husband told me he had a job interview that he had to get ready for and school that night that he HAD to go to cause he already missed so much.The reality was that he went to a friend's house and spent most of the day there causing him to be an hour late to his job interview and school, what school he dropped out a month earlier(School turned out to be going to his friend's house and hanging out there). I can't believe that he lied to me just so he could hang out with a friend that he hung out with the night before and the night before that and.... This was a very important time for me in my life and it hurts that he chose his friend over me. But what can I do?
--- Ursula

he stayed out all night and told me he got arrested for speeding, didnt have no proof to confirm this
--- kellie myers

fine! make me expand my story
you can't tell him i wrote this though, hehe, not like u could or n e thing
k well i was going out with this guy, let's call him "Bob" for 10 months..He told me he loved me so much and never wanted to lose me, he was really emotional-and he dumped me 2 days later..I asked him why he said all that stufff and he said it was because it was "what i wanted to hear" and i fucking was so burnt off

then 6 days later he comes to me saying it was all a huge mistake and he was still in love with me..everything was perfect....He said to me he loved me, i told him it was hard to believe, but he said he had learnt his lesson and would NEVER ever use a word like that if he didn't mean it, or wouldn't say it just because it was "what i wanted to hear"...So i almost started to believe him..but something told me not to..but after we'd been going out for about 2 weeks that time, he dumped me, on the internet this time, not at school like the last..
So i asked him why he told me he loved me, why he said he'd never lie about that stuff again?? and how he said he'd never ever say something again just cuz it was "what i wanted to hear" and he said..He only got back with me cuz of pity for me, and he only said the things he said because-get this; it was what HE wanted to hear. fuckhead he tried to force it
--- erin

my boyfriend (ex now,) told me he was in love with me and he'd never lie about it. a few dayz later found out he didn't love me
--- erin

My boyfriend went away on a business trip for four days. When he came back I found his room receipt and there was a movie on it for $15.99. I asked him what movie he watched that cost so much and he said that he did not remember. I called and found out that it was an adult movie that he had to order. He is always clearing out the history on the internet so that I could not see what sites he visited and he is up until all hours of the night watching the late adult movies. He tells me that he loves me but he also tells me that he does not do this stuff either. The biggest lie " it is just your imagination. I wouldn't do that ". I would be more than willing to do some of this stuff but he would rather lie and say that he does not do it. When I ask him about opening up sexually he says that he is not into it.
--- "Anon"

When I come home one Saturday for lunch I found out my husband and "our friend" were alone in the house. She used to call me before visit, but at the time they both over pass the respect. Before I left the house, my husband told me that his priority of the day is to "study," so I thought.
I found my kids in far distance from my house.
He said, "he thought the kids were just in the front yard and our friend just got in cause she was cold, what an excuse! I can smell her perfume on his clothing. They both acted suprised when they see me home.
--- Still hurts

KIWI_1@primus.com.au, thetongueforyou@yahoo.com,RJ ICQ#73377733 HE IS IN MANY SINGLES SIGHTS ALSO!!!!!
THIS IS A LETTER OF CAUTION TO ALL WOMEN IN THE UNITED STATES. PLEASE WARN EACH OTHER TO STAY CLEAR OF HIM. Rex Jones came to Arizona and married me. He beat my son and I, stole money from my bank account, tried to get me deported from Australia and then proceeded to attempt to steal all my things from America. He lives off other peoples money and is in my opinion the lowest thing on the face of the earth. He will lie to any woman and many have mailed him money. I am in a court battle right now because of him. He even filed a Domestic Violence Order against me saying he feared for his life. Hes a 250lb pig and I weigh 135lbs! PLEASE PLEASE pass this on to every woman you care about as he is all ready looking for his next victim!!!! I am just one of MANY! E mail me if you want him or any other Australian Man Checked Out....Lynne @ roodoo1@hotmail.com
--- Lynne

that he wanted to be with me forever and that he loved me.
we broke up later on.
--- danielle

Within my pathetic,twisted relationship, with a married man, of which I have become,friends with (as much as humanly possible) his wife.

Before I knew of and met his wife, he tried everything in the book to get me to sleep with him. He even went as far as to say"My wife and I are of convience. She only wants to have and reaise our two children, and as long as he don't pull their name and rep. threw the mud, that she is o.k. with the fact that I have such a demanding sex call. But that she could care less about sex. And after a disscuion between them, they decided that a descete mistress, of clean means, would be best to keep, from growing apart. Of coures along the way after being shown that it was true, only did I find out that it naturally was only one of the many millions of lies to be told by him.

ps I don't know if this counts as a lie to women, but its one I will carry forever, even long after he gone. (he-62& I-31 years of age.)
--- twistedmind6t9

After a 2 1/2 year relationship, my boyfriend says...'well, when Isaac (my son) gets back from vacation with his Dad, I just don't think I can handle it anymore'. Within a week or two he had a new girl. I knew there was more to the story. What a loser!!!
--- Misty

"Lovey, I don't subscribe to porn sites and I don't know how they got my email address, they just keep on sending me theses pictures of naked women"
YAH RIGHT! HOW STUPID DOES HE THINK I AM! PRETTY STUPIED CONSIDERING I WORK FOR A ISP
--- "Anon"

I remember there was this one guy named chance and i seriously fell in love my first time with him and he said he loved me and everthing else. I was going out with him for 4 months and he moved to New Mexico. As every day passed i fell more in love with him he was everything i wanted in a guy. I fell so in love that i started to get obsessed and made boxes and books and everthing else you can make about a guy> Well after dating him for 4 months i realized i was seriuosly in love for the first time. Our aniversary was Dec.8 the day after my birthday.2 weeks later one of my friends came running up with tears in her eyes and said Chance never liked me and it was all him and his friends joke. i broke down in tears in front of every one and threated to kill myself later that night and cut my arm up, i still have scars, well to tell the truth i'm only in seventh grade right noe and when that happened that was in sixth. Boys at this age lie like dogs and break hearts worse thatn ever. I do still love chance but hate him with al of my heart
--- lindsay

Mine told me that he had been the victim of domestic violence and I was the only woman who had treated him good. He had been married twice and had one common law relationship and had children by three different woman. He claimed his ex wife's anger had caused his daughter's death and for many months raged on his soon to be divorced ex wife and how he hated her and wanted to kill her. I felt so sorry for this poor honorable man. He told me how all his wives had abused him and his children. Turned out he was quite the abuser himself and had beaten his wives up while pregnant. I have since found out from his children that he abused them also and they all left home to escape him. This man was a total fraud, but perceives himself to be a victim. By the way this man is a minister. I turned him into the church and seems like he's had tons of charges against him in the past.
--- anon

I've figured out the men lying phenomenon. They operate in 2 modes. The first being one night stand, the second is "instant boyfriend". If in mode #1, they want sex and that's it, for as long or short [usually a weeks, days or less] as
it suits them and will tell appropriate lies to accomodate that - then they're gone. If #2, unless you are going at the same
pace and feeling the same it's very painful because 90% of the time they are unsure, afraid, jealous
and will do and say anything [LIE] to keep you away from their biggest threat - other men, or they want a guarantee of fidelity while they continue to look around and keep their options open. I always thought women were screwed up; but I think it's men that can't have a long term relationship, that is mutual,
and sexual with the understanding that it may last for awhile but perhaps not forever and just take a
chance and try to build on that.
--- Andrea

One my time by boyfriend told me he thought i had a good ass. thats a flat out lie. then i sucked his dick cause hes a hot tamali
--- Max

How about lies MARRIED men tell women? Mine told me he loved me and would leave his wife right after she had their baby...wanted to make sure they were both happy and healthy! Then she found out about us and WE were over!
--- "Anon"

Hey guys!! I'm glad to see you folks have the cool free e-mail. I'm gonna lose the lame yahoo e-mail as soon as I post this really gross lie -- I gotta tell ya -- you have to get one of these forums up about food because this is more about food than sex but its kinda about sex too --

My friend alive and I were visiting Casta Del Mar in Southern California and we decided to grab a bite at one of those hot dog stands. I just had a plain hot dog but Alice, my friend, ordered french fries with mayonaise -- she eats them like that all the time. Anyway, a few hours later she's feeling sick to her stomach and asks me to take her to the hospital. The doctors fgigured out it was something she ate and told her that she had the semen from three different men in her stomach. I had been with her all day!! I know she didn't suck any dick! Some dudes jerked off into the MAYONAISE!!!

I'm soooooo grossed!!!!!!! I want to se more stories like this so get up a forum about gross food lies QUICK.
--- Jamie

I feel in love with a unhappily married man. {I know I know} First mistake. Anyways I let him move in with me an hour awayfrom his home town.He was getting the divorce payed the money and everything. I'm 32 and he is 28. We were so in love and he was the best friend lover any women can only dream of. He always would assure me that him going back to the ex-wife was the last thing to worry about so I didn't worry about it. Well he was here for 6 months. And guess what? He did go back..
Now I'm stuck with a $600 phone bill, A month of rent he didn't pay. And he took my brand new gateway computor tower I had just gotte 1 week earlier. Ty Cuthbertson is a liar and a cheat and a big FAT piece of SHIT!!!
--- michelle

I don't love her..its you I love. I'm just being nice to her so I can see my child.
--- anon

Your chating on line-(With the man) he say :wait a min. It's mom on the phone.And all the time that sneakey little mouse he uses on his computer is moving. Showing him away from the chat mode.Please...Let face it that little mouse he use's on his computer does not answer your phone.
--- se

"I promise...I will never lie to you again"
--- Kitty

He tells me his neighbor has given an open invitation for sex. Then I learn she gives him back rubs, and oops, he fell asleep. Did she sleep over, I ask. He says she wasn't there when he woke up (an evasive answer). Come to find out she's spent the night at his house on a few occasions. Defensively he asks, what's wrong with friends staying overnight? He's never touched her sexually, he claims. Notice how he doesn't comment on how she touches him? Does he think I"m stupid? Is he the strongest man in America? He'd tell you so. Whatever. I smell pig.
--- "Anon"

"The speakers cost $100." (actual cost $200 plus shipping) A lie is a lie.
--- Anon

I was trying to work something out with this guy and he had this ex that he couldn't get over. And every time he would call me when things were going bad with them he would say "I am thru with her this time I want to work something out with you I am never going back to her", Yah right 3 days later he's telling me to just give him some time. LOSER!!
--- Ciara

Hello, I ran across this site & thought I would add to your LIES. About 8 years ago I was with my Ex-Husband & we were walking threw the mall. We were talking & looking at stuff and having a good time when I noticed all of a sudden his attention was else where. Well, being a woman I was curious to see what the BIG deal was about. So, I turned my attention to the BIG deal. Well, to my suprise I caught him drooling over a slim, beautiful woman. It didn't bother me in the beginning. Until he lied about it. I was kidding him about it & his reply for looking at her was, " I was looking at her dress to see if it would look good on you." Now, this girl looked to be about 100 lbs soaking wet. And had on a REALLY tight & short black dress on. And I weighted 120lbs. So, there is a huge difference in weight. I almost died when he said that! I guess he thought I would be upset. I wasn't. And he was shocked over that too. Anyways, Thanks for this site. People LIE over the stupidest things. And this story proves it. THANKS!!!!!
--- skoobe

I noticed that my man stares at other women (friends of mine included) yet when I ask him if he was checking her out, he responds "nah' I was looking at how slutty or trashy she looks" or he would ask a stupid question like , wheres she from?
Like if I were stupid enough to tell him! I know that he was checking her out, the women he dated prior to me were {excluding my self of course} very disgusting. Primarily one night stands and thats it! I basically want men to know that it is better to tell us straight out if you find other women atractive, don't lie because then our trust for you is Iffy. We will always have doubts. If you are straight out, sure it may hurt- but we will deal with the situation right there and then! I hate assholes, I hate bastards who lie! Another lie my man told me was: I called him around 11:30 pm when he was working up in Mexico for a few moths and he told me he was out getting some hamburgers! Lying sack of shit!
After nine years he had not offered to marry me, I told him we are through and then he has always planned to marry me. How come I never heard about it? Fuck you it's over and done with and now it's my turn to be a Be-atch!!!
---

Ah, my own personal favorite: maybe a month or so after we broke up, my ex-boyfriend called me to tell me he'd been arrested. I sympathize. Time goes on, I get daily updates, he eventually tells me he's being sent to a juvinile detention center for a few months. Again, I sympathize - I can afford to, it's not my problem, I'm not dating him anymore.

The weekend after he supposedly left, I pay a surprise visit to a mutual friend. Guess who's over at her house? Good guess! His story is: weekend leave. My friend tells a different story. See, turns out he was sick of his relationship with his current girlfriend, but didn't want to break up with her. Figured that telling her he was in jail was a good excuse to avoid her. So why did he lie to me? Because his current girlfriend was a close friend of mine, and he figured - rightly so - that as soon as I heard the truth, I would tell her! Yet - hmm - he told my best friend the truth...

Men, if you're going to be that big of an ass, at the very least don't be an idiot to boot!
                --- Mary-Michael

"I'm so sorry for missing our date last night baby...I was on my way to pick you up, but I had to go to the bathroom really bad, so I stopped at a McDonalds for the bathroom. When I walked in there were about 4 guys there having a shit fight. The bastards totally spattered me with shit all over. It was so nasty I had to go home and shower for hours to get the smell out. I would have called, but I didn't think you'd believe me right away...you believe me now, don't you?"
                --- Jenny Simms

In the beginning:
I've had prostitutes for friends, but we never had sex. I've never been with anyone outside my own race. I've never had an STD.

2 months later:
I've never paid for a prostitute. I let a black girl give me a blow job because she wanted to. Yeah right!

6 months later:
I've only been with that one black girl.

12 months later:
I've only been with 4 or 5 black prostitutes.

18 months later:
I've been with probably about 40 black prostitutes. No, I don't prefer blacks, they were the only ones available. I ALWAYS used a condom. And no, I have no idea where I got Hepatitis C. When you asked about STD's I didn't think you were talking about that. Duh!
                --- "Anon"

"I wrote a song. Its about you" even tho the idiot didnt write the song- stole the lyrics from queensryche. which is fraud in its finest.
                --- "Anon"

"i love you"
                --- ally

"I knew something about you that I would have rather heard from you". This after he disappears out of the blue after a wonderful evening and I had been asking for an explanation for several weeks in which he wouldn't say a word! He was referring to a kiss with a mutual which happened five years ago, when I had not even the slightest idea he existed!

A few months later I discover that this was just an excuse because he had known about the kiss since the first time he talked about me with our friend. Ans still went out with me!

Why don't you guys just go straight and say that things aren't working out? You liars!
                --- Masha

He is on his way out the door now because I found out he is MARRIED to other WOMEN!! You got it! Plural!

To think I met this guy in church, no
less. When I think of all the lies he told me about his ex-wives and how they were all 'crazy', 'unbalanced', etc. and how much he did for them while he never even looked at another woman, then slowly his lies started unfolding, the drugs, the theft, the misuse of corporate funds as a manager, the hookers who had to be as young as the agency could supply...I have never written to a public forum about my personal life ever before and generally would not consider or condone doing so...but enough is enough.

Until I found your website, I really wondered if I was just this complete fool easily taken in and that it simply didn't happen to others. It is unfortunate but enlightening to know my husband apparently has a fair bit of company in the realm of 'men who lie'.

                --- "Anon"

I met a man who told me he was single and really liked me. He spent hundreds of dollars on flowers etcetera. Then supposedly had his phone stolen and then his computer. Men just talk so much shit!!!
                --- julie

I don't care about looks, it's what's inside that counts. But, it's nice if you have looks, and baby, you've got them.
                --- "Anon"

You are all I care about.

I will never forget you.
                --- Lara

English speakers would never come up with so romantic a lie -- so I have to translate it... you'll see it in its Spanish version a couple entries below but in English it means:

I will love you from this world to the next.

                --- "Anon"

I could never hurt you, it'd be like stabbing myself in the heart.
                --- "Anon"

Te quiere de este mundo al proximo.
                --- "Anon"

January: He said that he used have a roomie, Vicki, and that they kissed once, but things were always weird after the kiss. They never really talked in a normal fashion after that.
February: He said that he ran into Vicki at the gym, and he went on and on over the phone as to how GREAT she looks! He spoke non-stop for over 1/2 hour about her, and then he said that she always had a thing for him, although when they lived together she had a boyfriend. However, he said that he is TOTALLY not attracted to her, although she is really cute with a good body.
Is that bull of what!?!

                --- Anna

I didn't cheat on you because I made out with your female friend right in front of your face. Cheating is only done behind one's back!

                --- Anna

EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF A MAN MOUTH IS USUALLY A LIE! BEST NEVER TO TRUST A WORD THEY SAY!
                --- "Anon"

He told me that he was working late. When she called to tell me what he had really been doing after hours I realized that he had been using one of the OLDEST lies in the book!
                --- "Anon"

you have a fight with your to be spouse-you tell him to just leave-
later you find out he cheated-
but his excuse is of course to blame you and say-we weren't even together then-i don't know wyh you don't trust me.!
                --- dena lynch

Recently my husband who I have'nt seen for 9 weeks because he works away from home told me his car is broken so he cant come home dispite by begging. On Monday a friend told me he was at his mums place for the weekend which is just half an hour away from me. I called his mum and she confirmed this.I called him for an explanation and he denied that he was at his mums. When I told him his mums had verified that he was there he said he got a lift up for a funeral and went back the same day. I told him his mum said he came in our car and only left on Sunday. He said she was confused. What shall I make of this?He has not phoned me back since I phoned and confronted him.

                --- Raj

I was told that he would never forget me. He made plans to meet me one night, and was going out earlier with his friends. Ended up drinking till he got sick, met me an hour and a half late, drunk and sick. When asked why he did that his response was I forgot about you.
                --- Anon

Lie.....Shes married {did she mention that out of the blue sky???}
So and so put her up to it.
I went to ____ house with so and so
No you did'int call, I was there.
That was so and sos girlfriend
                --- cathyjo

We broke off an engagement but were still seeing each other (stupid me)He has told me he screwed his ex, but only one time? (right?!) He drove 2 hours each way (twice) for a date but didn't screw her (right?!) When he ask for the neighbor
when he was screwing me, i told her(as she lay w/her husband) and she giggled (he'd already had her!@#*)When a day later after all this he says he doesn't want anyone else & still loves me :(
GOD HELP ME I'M SUCH A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                --- ANNE

You are real.... My dream came true
                --- Faith

I found a piece of paper with similar handwriting of my boyfriend. The contents were full of passion towards a woman whom "we mate as fate has arranged....". I asked my boyfriend about this. He sounded very hurt and shouted, "Go and check out my handwriting.......Have you ever seen such poor handwriting of mine.......I've never written so badly before......."
He forgot the question I've just asked him. It has nothing to do with his handwriting!
                --- Anon

Two weeks ago, my boyfriend of two years said he needed space. He started spending more time with his friends, and I was O.K. with this. I even asked him if he needed to date other people and see what it was like. He told me there wasn't anyone he wanted to date, and I trusted him.
A few days after, I received a phone call (from someone that I feel has no reason to lie to me) telling me that my boyfriend had been seen with another girl at a nice restaurant, and went "parking" with her on a few evenings. I confronted him about the call and he was totally defensive and denied that he was cheating on me. Then continued to tell me that I was being to pushy and needed to back off. He said he is confused and needs to find himself. He is unsure how to do that, and doesn't know at this moment if he wants to 1.date other people including me, 2. only date me, or 3. not date me at all. He is constantly saying he loves me, and told me that no matter how long it took him to get back to his old self he knows that we will be together for the rest of our lives, and even brought up the subject of our children. He said that he can't see this period of confusion lasting long, but that I need to give him time.
My main problem is that he was so defensive and angry when I asked him if he was seeing someone else. I really couldn't tell if it was genuine hurting because I would even think of him doing such a thing, or if he was aggravated because I found out his secret!?!?!
One more thing, while explaining to me about the subject of dating other people, he mentioned that his idea of a date was not taking some girl to a motel and having sex. It seemed kind of odd to me that he would even tell me this. Is he trying to reassure me that he just wants to meet and talk with other women or is he using a little reverse psychology on me so that I will not catch on to what he really wants to do(or already has done)!?!
                --- Dee

I caught him at the neighborwoman's house after he was out all night. I was suspicious because there were 2 condoms missing from the supply. I threw a fit when he finally followed me home.
"You know what i so pathetic about all this," he yelled. "I didn't even touch her!" And pulls a single condom out of his pocket and throws it on the floor.
"Where's the other one," I asked.
"Uhhh... what other one? I don't know what you're talking about..."
And this after he walked out of her bedroom, to the door, in just his underwear. Puhleaze.
                --- Issa8814

I just wanna be friends. IM NOT READY FOR A COMMITMENT.

                --- Nicole Taylor

"YOU DESERVE BETTER THAN ME."

WELL, BABY...I DID, DO, AND AM IN THE PROCESSING OF GETTING... and now, my love, you can watch it happen because I know you still want me but will never have me again. My slummin' days are over!
                --- The Human Lie Detector

I do love you. It's not just about sex.
--- "Anon"

We did break up, she still calls because she can't get over me.

--- "Anon"

I did return your calls, but your roomate didn't tell you because she's jealous of our relationship.
--- "Anon"

I was just looking at her oufit because it would look so much better on you.
--- "Anon"

Click here to add a lie that you, as a man, have told to a woman.

Every woman wants to know she is the best of the best of all the other women who have come before. And to this end is where men have to tell the greatest of all lies: "Yes baby, I love you more that any of those other woman." But woman (God knows I love you all) can see through that lie in a big hurry. Another lie that won't fly: "Of course I am over her. You are the only woman I love." Again, they will see through it. Good luck if you try these excuses, eventhough they are the only answers your woman wants to hear.
--- Rob

I tell a woman how good the sex will be, even though I am a cronic premature ejaculator. I've never lasted more than a few strokes. Then I tell the girl they are just soooo much hotter than any girl i've dated. They feel complemented, and I never call them again.
--- anon

I completely agree with the comment from 'Anon' below.... You should never tell the truth to a Woman, they simply don't want it. All they want to hear are the right words in the right order in order to feel that they are going to have sex with you for the 'right' reasons and not just because they are horny bitches. But I don't blame them really, Women are socially vicious to each other to the point where they are unable to develop any kind of rational personality.
--- Phil

I was really, really horny for this one woman. She wasn't interested, but her slightly overweight best friend was, so I told the friend that she was the one I really wanted just to end up in bed with a woman that night
--- ANON

Women never want the truth, and even if you give it to them they hear something completely different. They want this "ideal" life that they grew up watching on T.V. I once told the truth to women. I rarely got laid, and they didn't respect me. F**k it, now I lie. Life is much better. Remeber, keep um on their toes, because women love drama. If you don't give them something to complain about, they will find something, so enjoy.......
--- "Anon"

"i just hope youre happy"
means
i hope he give you aids and then dies on top of you while having sex and you cant get out from undernieth him and have to call the paramedics and it becomes a huge scandle thats in the paper and when your parents find out they disown you and you spend the rest of your pathetic life in bitter agony living in the gutter living off other peoples garbage.

now why would you say im bitter?
--- "Anon"

the biggest lie...when you are talking to us. we arent listening, ever.....because we dont really care whats going on in your heads.
--- chris

you know when you are having sex with another woman and your wife comes and you say "its not what you'r thinking"
that is a lie
--- shirleyson

I have multiple women strung along - always the same long term babe that lives with me, and then an array of side sluts who love getting some whenever I drop the dime. Do I have a big head? maybe.. but I got it like that. Anyway - just laying the groundwork here.. given the situation, lying is not just given it's unavoidable with all these hunnies. Here's a list for all you schmucks who have no game.. and remember, a) the more truth you inject into a lie, the easier it is to remember; and b) say no more than you have to - never volunteer information. Last but not least - if you can't be w/ some hottie - be proud that one of your friends CAN and help his ass by covering for him whenever possible. period. read on for some easy easy lies that work.

Make time for the other one(s)- For the one at home:
1) "I'm goin out w/ [the guys/some friends/co-workers/etc] dunno when I will be home"
2) "I'm going to visit my family for the weekend and we're going to [...]" (add in some activity the girl would absolutely hate so she will not even invite herself).
3) "I'm really drunk and don't want to drive home so I'm staying at [...]" - inject name of good/covering friend here.
4) "it's a [football/guy/hockey/other non-female type gathering]" (she won't want to go.. )
5) "I'm going to the gym, then over to [covering friend's house] to go over some details of [some project] we are working on"
6) "we were so engrossed in [...] that I totally forgot what time it was"
7) "I fell asleep on the couch and noone woke me up to go home"
8) "I might be home" of course you're not going to be)
9) "I just now got your msgs - I had no idea you called - I must have been in a dead area for my cell phone"
10) "my cell has no signal in the club/bar/friend's house/etc"

see - these are easy. And remember - if you say yer goinjg to the gym then out - well, goto the gym, then out. Just not where you say you went.

For the girls on the side:
1) "My GF/wife could never please me like you"
2) "we don't have to have sex - I enjoy just being with you"
2) "I can't leave my GF/wife right now because a) [something horrible has transpired] and/or she's going through a rough time; b) I am the cornerstone of her entire world and I can't do that to her right now - it will take some time; c) she just lost her job and is depending on me for support, etc. (basically anything that makes you LOOK like you're a sweet/nice/helping lover). She will EVER be able to confirm anything anyway.. so no worries.
3) "I have been thinking about you all day"
4) "I can't wait to feel you in my arms again"
5) "you're the girl I've searched for my entire life"
6) "I'd do anything for you"
7) "I've been waiting for you to call - I missed and needed to hear your voice"
8) "I didn't call you because I thought you were busy/with your BF/not interested anymore"
9) "I never have sex w/ my wife/GF - I save it for you baby"
10) "Yes, I had sex with my wife/gf, but she made me!"

more easy ones.. oh yeah - shes' the best/center of the universe/hottest piece of pie, etc you have ever met. Until the next one. Let her know she's the best! and even if she really is, there WILL be another one just around the corner.

My last bits of advice for you cheating lying scumbags like me.
1) Never admit to anything ever even when cornered, busted, smoked, what have you.. NEVER.
2) Never leave what you have at home (if you have something at home), NEVER!
3) NEVER change your life drastically (i.e. beyond yer scheduling) for any woman. EVEN if she is a dream. There's isn't a woman worth that in existance. Make her change her life first. If she does.. perhaps she is worth some extra time.
4) last but not least - ALWAYS put girls phone numbers in yer cell - BUT MAKE SURE to put them under someone else's (a close friend's) name with a different icon. No matter who calls you when you're with a babe - you know yer safe. Phone rings - "oh it's Jim.. well, I can call him back later." You know damn well it's some hunnie callin up for that midnight motel meet. The girl yer with? Even if she sees the phone - she has NO CLUE. Easy sleazy.

This is all about sex.. not love. Men lie for sex-Do it well and noone gets hurt! If they do, oh well. You wanna dance, you gotta pay the piper!

You only ride once! Ride hard!

-Vedder
--- Vedder

you are my only love

--- "Anon"

My brother, who is a successfull stock broker, owns a ferrari. He went away for the week, and asked me to take care of his dogs. The first day, I brought over some pictures that I had laying around MY apartment, and set them up around his house! Then I proceeded to live and act as if I was a 21 year old "Tycoon". My friends and I went to bars and clubs in my brother's town and picked up some girls. We had sex with these girls for the sole reason that they thought we were filthy rich. Treating girls like the gold diggers they are without comprimising your independence or finances is what they deserve
--- Shaun Bannon

I don't do drugs since high school
--- Anon

when i'm having sex with girls. i told them that i'll pull it before i cum. but actually i'll squirt a few drops inside her vagina before i'll put our my penis and continue to come on her stomach. so maybe i have children out there!
--- lorenzo

I love you.

The al time way to get laid.

So bad.
--- "Anon"

My longtime girlfriend used to flirt with every guy wherever I took her. We would plan a nice dinner, then stop by a club for drinks. She would flirt while I was in the men's room and by the time I returned to my seat guys would be asking for her number. One bar owner pulled me aside and told me how agressive she was and ask if she was a hooker(she wasn't). So when she started to act "single" I would go up to the bar, get her a drink, stop into the men's room before heading back to her and drop in a couple drops of "syrup of ipecac". Then go back, hand her the drink. It made her so nausated she would ask me to take her home right away. By the time we got home she was recovered. It was the only way I could keep her from introducing herself to the whole bar. Its also a great way to get a jerk to leave the table your drinking at. Just put a bit into a "visine" oe eye drop bottle and squirt a few drops into the jerk's drink when he steps away. Then tell him he looks like he isn't feeling well, whats wrong?
--- Kevin

i told my girlfriend that my perents were dead,two week`s later they had a car crash and died....ppl dont lie ...cause god will punish you just like me......my girlfriend left me my perents gone all because of me
--- dark

The truck is my dick is 5cm wide and 9cm long
--- Ben Dover

Top four lies told by men caught cheating on a Lifetime TV movie:

a. "This is not what it looks like"
b. "Next time, you need to knock before coming in to your own bedroom"
c. "I can explain everything"
d. "This is obviously all YOUR fault!"
--- Comedywriter

I AM GAY!!!!!!!
--- dsfsfdsf

Yeah... I told a shocker! "No, I don't think you look fat!" Cue the grilling. Aaaaarrrghhh!
If I say yes then I'm a pig, if I say no then my ability to tell the truth the whole truth etc is in doubt and she goes looking for evidence of failure.
THe bit that really gets me is that it always happens last thing at night when we're both tired... Hell of a way to go to sleep before another Job-day.
--- Raving

Dear John,

I've tried to contact you about the two AMAZING stories below, but the e-mail has been returned. I hope that you will e-mail me at chris@liespeopletell.com so we can talk about featuring your amazing story somewhere else on the site.
--- Chris -- LiesPeopleTell.com Editor

More about the cordless phone trick! I was living in an apartment right around the corner from hers. So I continued to listen to her cordless phone calls on my scanner. I even tape recorded some juicy calls with men, then played the tapes back over a pay phone to some other guys she was seeing on the side! Then I sat back and listened to all the responses and conjectures and denials of hers on my scanner. I found out she was dating a married man, I gave all the details to the guy's wife. When talking to her girlfriends I told them I had a secret "mole" that was telling me what my ex-girlfriend was doing all the time, then gave some examples based on things I heard over the scanner. My ex-girlfriend began to distrust her girlfriends as a result. She was convinced someone was telling me all the dark secrets of her life. Why did I do this, because she was cheating on me. She was the type of gal that loved "bad boys". I am not one, so she didn't respect me! She "liked" abuse, so I gave it to her! Ha Ha ha,
--- John

I knew my gal was lying to me. I bought her a cordless phone. I used a radio shack scanner to listen to my girlfriends phone calls (from her cordless phone). Her conversations indicated she was lying to me alot. she was seeing other guys. We lived in the same apartment coomplex, different units. She told her girlfriends on the phone what she wanted in a guy - from the type of house, car, xmas presents, clothes, food, dating events ect. I then took that info, "became her perfect guy" and amazed her! She thought I could read her mind and that I was perfect. I was everything she wanted (per the phone calls). I then dumped her. She never knew I was listening to her calls. The FCC states that cordless phone users "have no right to expect privacy".
--- john

That may be. But if women are good at lying to us what can we do? Suffer a life of tormentuous hell that we can't get out of ?

I lie to women that are begging me to lie to them, I feel.
And maybe someday a god in heaven will figure out whom was gettin' out the best way, and whom is really using men for dildos and a wallet to suck dry.
--- Maybe

You gotta be kidding me people. Pull the plank from your own eye, before you remove the speck from your brothers. -This is not a lie I have told but a truth that we should all live by. It is saddening to hear all that has been entered here. I just pray that one day people will realize that in the end the lies they tell are hurting themselves the most.
--- "Anon"

I SAID YOU COULD COME HOME AFTER YOU CHEATED I LIED NO WAY BITCH NEVER AGAIN
--- sp

I lied for weeks and weeks that I liked her for the books she read when all I really wanted to do is screw her. When I finished screwing her I just walked out of her life.
--- "Anon"

I don't hate you you dumb twat
--- Sammy

What about the lies you women tell us men? I mean come on!! This web site should have a column for that. I've had plenty of women lie to me. Lies "like I love you", or "I'll never leave you" and many more come to mind. Sure lots of women have been hurt. But so have us men. The problem is all the women pick these good looking guys and then they wonder why their men cheat later. Well, the same can be said for a pretty woman. She will receive offers and be flirted with with none other than guess what? A good looking guy! And then us men are sitting around later wondering what the hell happened? I would love to find someone that would be true, but no luck so far. I think I'd rather just be alone.
--- "Anon"

Ladies, while it is true that I have lied to women many times, I believe that you should all watch out for Saajid even more than me. His entry on this page is right below this one and he is a very confused person -- he seems to believe this site is some kind of singles page. It not Saajid, it's a place where men are supposed to talk about the lies that we have told women.

Personally I lie to women all the time and there is one primary reason for this: They object strenuously when I try to copulate with two of them at the same time. I don't mean the same moment, but suring the same interval. You see, women seem to believe that once I give them a taste of my manhood that they own it. Well, girls, let me tell you something. You don't. You merely rent it for the time I allow.
--- George

hello all wmen.how r uy all women i want marry with a good female because i m single. my name is sajjad and 25 male paksitan.i m unmarried and i want marry with a good woman.any women like marry with me tell me pls send me mail on my address.ok
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--- sajjad

About 3 years ago, I was with this girl, Tracey. What she didn't know was that i was about to move from London to Florida. Well, she found out a few days before i moved, and instantly broke up with me. I went back to the UK a few months ago on holiday, and all I can say was that I was definatly forgiven, in the best =))
--- "Anon"

I REALLY LIKED THIS ONE GIRL SHE WAS SO SWEET AND SECURE UNLIKE ME AND I LOVED THAT. i TLD HER I LOVED HER. bUT I DIDNT I HAD 1 OPTHER GIRLFRIEND THAT SHE KNEW ABOUT. SHE DOGGED ME 4 TIMES LIENG AND SAYING I DIDNT HAVE A GF. I DID THOUGH, HER. SHE CAUGHT ME SENDING HER A PIC THAT WASNT MINE. IT WAS MY OTHER GF'S CAUSIN. THEN SHE TALKED TO MY OTHER GF AND THEY BOTH FOUND OUT. I SAID EVERY LOVE WORD TO HER THAT I COULD POSOBLY SAY AND I DIDNT MEAN IT I AM A WORTHLESS DOGG. I DONT DESERVE HER. NOW I WONT STOP CALLING HER I CANT AND SHE SAID SHE TRULEY LOVED ME . I HURT HER BADLY I'M SURELY NOT A MAN
--- justin

"I quit all my bad habbits except lying."
--- ron

Here is a lie that i have told to my old ex g/f. "I've been liking you ever since i first layed my eyes on you" I'm pretty sure that i'm not the only one.
--- L.V.

While having oral sex I use to say: "Belive me. I won't come in your mouth."
--- Abhijit

Saying "No I dont think your sister is the queen of the harpies" to my girlfriend.
--- "Anon"

I promise I wont come in your mouth!
--- Roy

'I missed you'
--- Richard

ilove no body
--- saporo okohhaidi

wHEN i GET CAUGHT CHEATING ON MY GIRL, AN EASY ESCAPE FROM SLEEPING ON THE COUCH IS TO TELL MY BABY THAT THE OTHER GIRL JUST SUCKED IT-WE DIDN'T HAVE SEX!
--- RINGO

This note is from your humble editor --

Actually I don't really edit Lies People Tell anymore. I'm too busy. I let you folks do it but every so often someone comes up with something that just cracks me up and I have to chime in.

The following entry, for instance, is very funny. It obviously was not written by Johnny. No, clearly it has been penned by the woman he has scorned and she is pissed. I give her use of the right side of this form an "honorable mention" award, from Lies People Tell. It's a great idea. If a liar cannot come clean by themselves, we can at least have the satisfaction of signing their name to a confession that we write ourselves. A confession that we would LOVE to see them write. Good work!!

Another note: Lies People Tell is not responsible for the names that appear in these columns as the result of someone's anguish. Please let us know if you would like a name removed and we will do so, other wise, live with it.

Read on!
--- Chris

I AM THE BIGGEST PIG. I'VE LIED TO EVERY WOMAN I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH BECAUSE I AM AN INSECURE, VILE, INHUMANE, PIECE OF SHIT. I LIE TO EVERYONE BECAUSE I DONT THINK ANYONE WILL LIKE ME FOR MYSELF. I JUST CANT SEEM TO KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS. I DONT KNOW WHAT LOVE IS BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE MYSELF. I AM WORTHLESS AND I USE AND ABUSE WOMAN TO VALIDATE MY MANHOOD BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE I AM MAN ENOUGH STANDING ALONE. I AM A PRETENDER. I TELL girls WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR BECASUSE IM A FILTHY SCUMBAG. I LIE SO MUCH I WONDER WHAT THE TRUTH IS. im a loser. big loser. I'M A GREEDY ASSHOLE. I DESERVE TO BE SHIT ON, BEAT UP, AND HEARTBROKEN BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO TO EVERY GIRL I MEET. I LIKE TORTURING GIRLS' MINDS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. I STRING THEM ALONG BECAUSE I NEED TO BE WANTED. I DESERVE TO BE ALONE AND MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF MY USELESS LIFE.
---

Lie: "I don't love you, but I need you" means I just want to f*** you!
--- Edward Lopez

I was separated from my wife for about 2 years and then I met a woman that I started dating. We were together for a little over a year. Well, there's this bar that we always went into where a good friend of mine was the bartendress. Everybody calls her the "Bar Bitch". The Bar Bitch is married and for a while the four of us tried to go out together, but my girlfriend didn't like the way the Bar Bitch hung all over me (and I hung back). I kept telling her (my girlfriend) that I love her, that me and the other girl are JUST FRIENDS and that I just need some time. I guess she couldn't understand, so that left the three of us going out all the time (the husband, the Bar Bitch, and me). Now my girlfriend won't even speak to me, the Bar Bitch and her husband are fighting and she's now living with me, her 9 yr. old son has to be shuffled back and forth between houses, the bar the Bitch worked in is shut down now so she don't even have a job, and I can't keep her in the style she's accustommed to (swimming pool, hot tub, not having to do anything but go to the bar every day). Did I F--- up?????
--- GDG

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