My dad was a mean bastard who used to
blame me anytime I hurt myself. He'd scream: "You
stupid little shit, how the hell did that happen!?"
I was always afraid of him.
Once, while I was riding a new bike that I was very lucky to
have (my folks rarely gave me things), I fell and twisted my
ankle badly. I made it home and my dad saw me limping
off the bike and said, "That damn bike! The kid
has gone and broken his ankle!"
I was immediately afraid he would take the bike away from me
and I lied, "No, I twisted it playing football. Honest."