Sheesh -- after reading all these lies on this web site I'm starting to feel bad about this one so I figure I'll tell you about it now.  I'm 16 now but this happened when I was thirteen.

I had made the coolest go-cart in the world.  It was ripper fast and totally illegal.  And I had no liscence to drive it or anything.   One day I was fully screaming down this street when a cop turns down the street behind me and LIGHTS UP his flashers and starts BLASTING his siren behind me.  I got so totally scared that I just gunned it!  But I couldn't lose him.  So I figured I'd try to cut through somebody's yard and I fully just pull up onto the side walk and start jamming across all these people's front yards.

I was ripping through flower beds and kicking up dirt and people were screaming at me and the cop was chasing me and I knew there was no way out of this so I stopped.  The cop yells at me from his loud speaker: "Kill the engine and stay in the go cart!"  So I did.

He comes over to me and he asks, "What's your name?"  And right then it occurred to me to LIE!!  I said, "Kevin Banks."  Kevin Banks is this real mean kid who lives next door to me.  He was always beating me up.  So I gave the cop Kevin's address and phone number.  The cop told me to go home and said that he would be over in an hour or two or maybe even the next day. He said he was gonna give my mom a $500.00 ticket for my riding this go cart on the street. 

He never showed up at MY house.