Re: 3 questions

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: : : : #1 I don't see Satan anywhere. Except when I look at Cher. But maybe that's just me. : : : My advice, don't look at Cher :) : : That's good advice... if only I'd known that in my younger days.... : In time, most psychological trauma does go away. : : : : #2 If God didn't give a stuff, why would we exist in the first place? : : : God or a Creator may have created the universe, but the creatures which have evolved since the inception are not necessarily by design. Evolutionists can field this question, I won't go here. : : So basically you're saying that if God exists, he/she/it can't be omnipotent, as that is the only way creatures would exist not by design. : Correct, I'm saying that the assumption that God exists does not necessarily imply that God is omnipotent. : : : : #3 Even if we are just one big experimental joke, I can think of funnier ones. But I suppose humour is always in the eye of the beholder... : : : I always thought it was anti-magic and a lot of nasty side effects which were in the eyes of a beholder. : : Have you been playing too much D&D or something??? Well I've got 20 Charisma and at least 18 Dexterity, so you're going down :) : D&D isn't that a satan spawned game which is devoted to converting us all to some religious hell like cult? : : : If you were going to believe in a deity, wouldn't the natural inclination be towards a loving, merciful and just deity? : : Probably. But God is God is God so the fact you believe he exists is enough to make him worth believing in, not "tangible benefits". : Just because a God does exist, why must that automatically imply that we follow unconditionally. : : : I'm afraid I never watched that show :) : : No wonder you're such a cynic. : I'm not a cynic, I just explore avenues of truth which others choose to ignore. : : : But as you were kindly enough to answer my 3 questions, I'll grant you 3 wishes. : : Okaay.... I wish for 3 wishes. : Sorry, that's a strike. See subsection 6325 of the Genie guidelines provision. : : : However, you'll have to abide by the Terms of Agreement listed below. : : Never stopped me with Microsoft products... : : : Terms of Agreement : : : 1. If by any chance whatsoever these wishes backfire in any way or form, the management disclaims any and all responsibility. : : : 2. If by any chance whatsoever these wishes do not come true, the management disclaims all responsibility. : : : 3. If by any chance these wishes cause collateral damage to any 3rd party, the management disclaims all responsbility. : : : 4. If by any chance these wishes do come true, the management reserves the right to claim any and all profit/goods/gains/collateral it desires from any and all said wishes. : : : 5. If by any chance these wishes do not come true, yet you gain any significant financial boon in any event, the management reserves the right to claim such goods as a subconscious wish, as per Term 4. : : : 6. Any attempts to avoid such terms and conditions as stated above will result in the management hiring bounty hunters. : : : 7. No complaints or correspondence will be entered into by the management. : : You can look forward to my lawsuit due to personal loss from the pain and suffering of not receiving 3 wishes. I believe that abides by the terms of agreement. See you in court. : See term 2 and term 7. : : : Have a nice day! : : Don't forget to check the snack bar on the way out. : Okay, but there better be cheese sandwiches!

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