Lies Women Tell Men

 

They are about the same as the ones men tell women.

I have told some doozies in my time, and I am only 18!

Classic breakup lies:
1) You are too good for me, you deserve someone better.

It means: You are smothering me, go buy a puppy

2) I am a commitment phobic.

It means:  And even if I wasn't I wouldn't want to be with you.

3) I don't want a boyfriend.

It means: I want several