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Lies Our Parents Told Us

Lies my grandmother told:
If you stand on your head your liver will turn over. 

If you swallow gum your insides will stick together.

Lies my mom told:
All the fake Santa's at the mall work for the real Santa they just relay the the messages.   We send Santa a check for your presents.

Lies my brother told:
Once there was a big spider outside my window.  He said if it writes your name in the web,you will die.  I checked the web everyday until eventually it looked like the first part of my name, I started crying.