Ooh, I hope I’m not the first one to break this to you. None of this is real.
What’s real is that if you pray, God will hear you.
Oh no… vagina vagina vagina…
I’ve had to say the magic word three times to keep you reading. Vagina.
I said it again. I don’t want you to go anywhere.
You’ve come this far. You are a hero. You have come this far on a quest! You have a purpose now. You’re going to find either my vagina or you’re going to find your true self…
Yeah, I wanna see pictures of hot, naked chicks!
