So I stripped and he started shooting… this wasn’t the first night that we’d been together… I mean, it wasn’t the first night at his place… when we go to court I’ll tell the story a lot better than this… but for now since I’m just getting everybody ready to see the pictures… I’m just telling it this way.
I’m not a writer. Shit, I don’t even read that much. Doesn’t it seem like everyone’s getting a little stupider each day. I know I was stupid when he handed me that microphone and he said, "Here do something creative with this. We’re playing The Universal next week. I want to be thinking of you while I sing."
I just realized something!!! He didn’t turn me on. What turned me on was know that everyone in the Universal Amphitheater would be staring at something that had been inside me…
Yeah, I wanna see pictures of hot, naked chicks!
