When he said:
"See, there's something else we have in common,"I just wanted to SCREAM!!
I couldn't believe it. I mean, IT REALLY WAS HIM.
And he walks me outside and there's the full on stretch limo and we both slip into the back and the driver goes on up to the front and he and I are alone.
And besides us being in the stretch limo, everything else was totally normal! I mean, it was just like any other date I had ever been on. He used to seem much older to me but he's only twenty-seven. I've been dating guys older than that since I was seventeen. And he really is completely hot. I don't want to be crude, but when I met him, I figured things would go much faster right there in the first few minutes in that limo. But they didn't! They went real smooth.
Now that I've gone through all of it, I realize that he just pretends to be a gentleman when he meets you, and then later he shows you his Mr. Hyde side.
So, his gentleman side says to me, "You hungry?"
Yeah, I wanna see pictures of hot, naked chicks!
