So, I come off the plane with all the other passengers in L.A. and I got this big stinking fat lady waddling up that gangplank hallway thing right in front of me. And she's got this really dirty little five year old screaming on her right side and a little three year old screaming on her left side. And she's yanking them down the hallway as fast as she can go, which is not very fast but faster than they seem to want to go and they are screaming and I want to push her over and run past her but I don't.
Wanna know why?
