Here's the truth: I fell
in love with Lies People Tell!
I mean, yeah, it is
weird and stuff but that's what I liked about it. It was like,
reading all these lies about other people helped me realize that everyone
on this whole planet might be totally full of crap. Is that
scary, or what?
People seem to lie
about everything. EXPECIALLY scumball, think-they-are- so-GREAT,
ROCK STARS!!!
Because of a law suit
that I have pending, I absolutely CANNOT mention the bastard's name
who took these photos of me, but I will tell you this much:
HE IS A TOTAL EGOMANIAC
and A LIAR!!
Yeah, I wanna see pictures of hot, naked chicks!