When I used to study in Amsterdam I had a few African friends, and one of   them introduced me to this girl for a one nighter.  I was shocked at how my friends endorsement could get me laid in less than an hour. 

Anyway, we go to my place and all the while rap tunes of killer sex are drifting through my mind, i'm thinking,  "nirvana is within reach." 

We smoke a joint in my place (it's legal there), then we get to bed.  We have sex for fifty minutes and all the while she's making this godawfull noise, all of a sudden she stops, she just stops.  

I'm wondering if she's just taking a  breather but she just says, "I'm tired now, was it as good for you as it was for me?"

I consider telling her that she was one of the worst lays in my life but what the hell, "yes baby, I never felt so good." 

She falls asleep and I remind myself never to be so naive. 

The next day, after she's gone, I light up a joint and consider the bizarre events of  last night, it suddenly hits me, I faked an orgasm for the first time in my life, oy vey!