3) I will never cheat on you.
4) I will do whatever it takes to make you happy.
5) You are the sexiest woman I've ever met.
6) I would do "anything" for you.
7) I don't know what I want (followed by "I don't want a relationship right now...really, you PIG.)
8) I still care about you.
9) I'm always going to love you.
....Can I get a FREAKIN DRUM ROLL PLEASE..
10) I'm still in love with you..  (This was the day after a our company party at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art!  We both work in Television and E! Entertainment T.V.  (Howard Stern was at this party, of course us peon producers couldn't actually get near enough to have a real conversation with his royal HIGHNESS but that's another story.)  Anyway, this was a very classy party and my boyfriend was hanging all over some ugly bitch at the bar while I stood beside him.  I think she worked for the FOX Network and makes about three or four times what we make at E! doing EXACTLY the same job.   We'd both been drinking a lot, and, yes, technically, we were broken up, all of 2 weeks, but I still had feelings for him. He says that "I embarrassed him" because the stupid drunk slut he was talking to spilled my drink all over me and I called her a cunt.  Well, she was a cunt, but I was really talking to "HIM" when I said it.)