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Lies Men Tell Women

The Un-Lie
from: Barry

WARNING: Lies People Tell suspects this "Barry" contributor of sending in jokes as opposed to real lies. It is a very funny story but one that is not to be believed as an actual lie.

A man and his secretary decide to have an affair, so they rent a hotel and have wild sex all afternoon. Exhausted, they fall asleep and don't wake up until 8:30 that night.

They have sex again and the man suddenly realizes the time. He says to his secretary, "take my shoes outside while I get dressed and drag them through the grass and mud." Puzzled, the secretary complies.

When the man gets home that night, his wife confronts him and demands to know where he has been. The man says, "After all of our years together, I can't lie to you. I spent the day making love to my secretary, fell asleep, just woke up and came straight home." His wife looks down at his shoes and says, "you lying bastard, you've been playing golf again, haven't you!"

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