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LIES WE TELL OUR PARENTS
They try to control
us. We lie to them.
Fair is fair. |
PENCIL IN HER EYE LIE
from: Amy
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I've told many lies, but there is only one that
I feel truly guilty about:
In Kindergarten I hated Jamie because she looked like a horse. So, secretly, I took
my sharpened pencil to the playground and climbed onto the merry-go-round that Jamie was
also riding. Then, as the merry-go-round spun faster and kids were laughing and pretending
to fall off... I stabbed her in the eye. She had to wear an eyepatch for weeks!
When the principal asked what had happened, I told him that my hand had "accidentally
flown off of the bar and stabbed her in the eye." Jamie is blind in the right eye
because I was an evil child! And only because she looked like a horse.
Wow. This is like therapy. -- Thanks |
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