Pathological Liar

If you find yourself unable to establish true and loving connections with human beings, you just might be a pathological liar. Hey -- this isn't such a bad thing. You are a damn charismatic person and you usually find a way to make things work out just the way you please.

The trouble is, and you probably already know this, sooner or later the shit hits the fan and you end up hightailing it out of town -- but usually with a suitcase full of other people's money.

You are the star of your own feature motion picture and it really is an exciting one! Sometimes even law enforcement agents costar.

Yes, you do have sex more than the average bear but you don't tend to find yourself waking up next to the same person for more than six months or a year. Life is not exciting enough for you that way. You tend to spice it up by creating a few different identities and then spreading out your love juices between three or four different people who do not know about each other. NOW THAT'S EXCITEMENT.