This Offer Will Never Be Repeated Please: Lie to me some more!!!
Send this card
to businesses. Any lie mongering business that has tried to appeal to instincts of
greed and gluttony.
There is enough
for everybody.
Going Out Of Business Sale Any business that uses this lie to
create a buying frenzy and then somehow manages to NOT go out of business should be
swarmed.
Send this card
to the rotten, cheating car dealerships and electronics stores.
Or to anyone you
think might appreciate it.
If You Watch A Dog Poop You'll Get Acne
Someone sent
this in to www.liespeopletell.com in the early
days and it remains one of my favorites. I never heard it personally but it just
makes sense
Send this card
to dog owners everywhere!
If
You Step On A Crack...
I was about five
years old and had tired of being beaten with coat hangers. I found out that this one
does not work. Trust me -- I stepped on a lot of cracks.
Send this one to
anyone with a mother!
If You Don't Stop Making That Face It Will Stick That Way
This is true: A
snapped a muscle in my neck one day making a face. It was a particularly disturbing
face and perhaps one that should not be made but I made it anyway.
Good news: my
face did not stick that way.
Send this one to
anyone you know with a face!
We Couldn't Find A Baby Sitter
Breeders have
all the luck! This is a great lie but you have to make babies to really have it
work.
Send this card
to someone you might want to have a baby with.
Sorry
I Was Late: Traffic Was Rotten
Traffic might
have been rotten but you're not sorry.
Send this lie to
snivelers.
As long as this
reply does not come from your neighbor after you have asked her where your cat is, chances
are very good that it is a lie.
Send this one to
your neighbors.